DIY

Masturbation is at the heart of the culture wars because it offers women autonomy. Furthermore, men who masturbate are less likely to see women as the keepers of something men desperately need.

Complete with Harry Potter imagery

Mormon flow chart

Thanx to Making Light.

Million dollar narc

NYPD officer who has already cost the city $1.5 million in settlements for abusing the citizenry (with more pending) gets promoted

Thanx to Avedon's Sideshow.

Your keyboard to God's screen.

bart_calendar says Facebook is doomed.

Commercial necessity

Iain M. Banks had to generate product in the mimetic genre to subsidize his real writing.

Thanx to andrewducker

Staying in the game

The value of treating life as an iterated game

Thanx to Bruce Schneier