Cynic

I am prepared for the disappointment of learning that the official pope really is resigning because of age and infirmity rather than dead nun/live choirboy/RICO indictment.

ETA: bart_calendar offers an alternative scenario I would love.

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Wiseass looks at the Library of America looking at us.

Making it up

It seems Frederic Wertham faked the data.

Thanx to Michael Swanwick on Facebook