Late Birthday Present

16 reasons why James Joyce is the greatest writer ever

Thanx to RAW Illumination.

Swiss cheesy

Running a railroad like a speed trap.

Thanx to andrewducker

America kept safe

A Canadian who won a trip to the Super Bowl was forbidden from darkening our doors because more than 30 years ago he was caught with two grams of cannabis. The first-world country he comes from considered the offense worthy of a $50 fine.

What really matters

The DIA offers fashion advice.

Thanx to Susie Bright on Facebook.

Provocative face display

Molestation blamed on baby girls not wearing burqas. Two stupid tastes that taste stupid together.

For the last 500 years I have lived like an unhappy tampon. Desperate to get out of that bloody hole

Richard III tweets about his rediscovery.

Thanx to mariness