Axial tilt is the reason for the season

The sun is about to return; let us rejoice! Many years ago, some of those who celebrate the occasion falsely accused my ancestors of waging a War on Solstice when all we wanted to do was mind our own business. We kicked their ass, and we celebrate that victory as Hanukkah, but it's long past time for bygones to be bygones, so to those who celebrate Solstice, as well as to those who celebrate Hanukkah, Christmas, Kwanzaa, Yule, Newtonmas, and any other holidays I left out, happy holidays.

( NWS version )

non credo

I am a sperotheist.* I do not know there is a God. I do not believe there is a God. I hope there is a God. The danger of praying to Her seems no worse than being unheard.
*Sperotheism is Wrong in the same way as polyamory.