Columbus Day

Three Thoughts
"There goes the neighborhood"--unidentified Native American, 1492

"He knew the world was round-o
His balls hung to the ground-o
That navigatin', masturbatin'
Son of a bitch Columbo"--folk song to which T.S. Eliot wrote verses

"Columbus and his band slammed into these shores with all the force of a jet into a skyscraper"--The Rude Pundit

Surprise! Surprise!

Things usually fall down, rather than up, and free birth control leads to fewer abortions.

Latest Horrible Example

Republican right-to-lifer suggests executing rebellious children, like it says in the Bible. (Also wants to ban Muslims, presumably to protect us from that bloodthirsty sharia law.)

No Truce

Winning the culture war (uses language).