definitions

If you say black people are no better than animals, you're a racist. If you say women are no better than animals, you're a sexist. If you say people are no better than animals, you're a PETAmane. I am none of the above.

Moderation in some things

How to keep online comment sections from being a joke

Thanx to Making Light.

Everyone should read Ta-Nehisi Coates

* Washington is a gift economy

* Not all our troops in Afghanistan kill women and children

* White intellectuals don't have to condemn all the white asshats.

Satirists cannot work under these conditions

Rick Santorum actually said, "See, I always believed that when you run for president of the United States, it should be illegal to read off a teleprompter." Read the whole thing, as there is much good Charles Pierce mockery.

Logic

British nurses are forbidden from wearing necklaces on duty because the patients might grab them. British nurses are forbidden from wearing cross necklaces on duty because British hospitals hate the Baby Jesus.

Thanx to andrewducker

"We don't need altar boys"

William Donohue, who informed us that Hollywood is run by secular Jews who like anal sex, has turned his attention to trying to shut down a group of pedophilia victims who hit the Catholic Church back first.

Thanx to nancylebov