Blame the dog

Dogs sniff out drugs like Clever Hans did arithmetic.

Thanx to Pandagon.

Right after they tried to set up a theocracy

Historian Newt Gingrich says that "Jefferson or George Washington would have strongly discouraged you from growing marijuana," presumably because they didn't want the competition.

Thanx to RAW Illumination.

Much like black holes, women do not destroy everything.

Woman explains women to Stephen Hawking (who confessed to perplexity).

Thanx to andrewducker