Saint of tackiness

Jon Carroll remembers the man who made miniature golf interesting.

Flaming Cuyahoga Redux*

Flammable tap water. Perhaps "fucking" should be a euphemism for "fracking."

Thanx to Shakesville

* Reference

Crossover fail

Ad slogans that should not be used for condoms.

Thanx to bart_calendar

Fun with stereotypes

Does your son never pick up a check?
Does your son always push to the head of the line?
Does your son want to work for Goldman Sachs?
20 Questions to tell if your son is Jewish…
OK, not really

Why don't we do it in the road?

I used to be a dirty hippie sexual anarchist who believed that liberation from the fear of sexually transmitted disease and unwanted pregnancy would lead to general human freedom. Now the only person who believes that is Peter La Barbera, and he says it like there's something wrong with it.

ETA: Original source is friends-locked; here is an open version