But they’re easier to insert

Bill O’Reilly is too stupid to understand the Pill.

Thanx to Pandagon.

Geography

Jon Carroll likes maps.

Well said

Amazing how the verbiage changes in these stories when the home invaders who shoot the dog aren’t wearing badges

--Radley Balko

For openers

The first thing to tell children about sex is that it feels good.

Thanx to andrewducker