Today's bad argument

We won't have religious freedom if the Catholic Church has to crack down on pedophile priests.

Thanx to Shakesville

Leave 'em laughing

Posthumous wiseass. Best since Spike Milligan put "I told you I was sick" on his gravestone.

Thanx to Frederik Pohl

Guilty guilty guilty

Was John Edwards indicted for good reason or just for being a dick?

Thanx to Lindsay Beyerstein.