Consistency

The American Family Association takes time off from gay hating to point out that the First Amendment doesn't mention Muslims by name so it couldn't possibly apply to them.

Thanx to Oliver Willis

The Breitbart Book Club

Jesus' General offers Andrew Breitbart some tips on improving the classics.

Commatose

In the proud tradition of Bill Cosby's COME ON PEOPLE, Tails Magazine suggests Rachael Ray's secret ingredient.

Thanx to Making Light et al.

They'd do it again

The Good Old Days, when rapacious unions and jackbooted regulators didn't oppress heroes of free enterprise like the Triangle Shirtwaist factory

Thanx to Shakesville

Icky

Neil Gaiman defends freedom of icky speech.

Thanx to andrewducker

So far

20 lies by Gov. Walker

Thanx to sturgeonslawyer

Beginning

Elizabeth Bear's first protagonist.