Vaccination

The Jenny McCarthy Body Count

Thanx to debgeisler

Even-handedness

The international pedophile ring Vatican is fair. Why should the people who reproduce when they don't want to get all the suffering when those who want to reproduce but can't do so can have some too? So they have condemned the inventor of IVF and the Nobel Prize he was awarded.

Thanx to stevegreen

ETA: I was mistaken. It's not the Church itself but the official spokesperson it has chosen to defend the poor silently screaming embryos against women who want to have sex lives and still be something other than baby machines, speaking as an individual.

A wholly owned subsidiary of Fox News

Paul Krugman on the purchase of the Republican Party.

Strange gods

Foreigner invokes foreign deities to terrorize her enemies. As a cultural imperialist, I believe that everyone in the world should have First Amendment rights, including her.

Thanx to oursin

Fanboy boasts

Nobel Prize winner shows his geekish side. Don't miss the last line.

New horizons in body dysmorphia

Man denies crack in buttocks is his (actual headline)

One of my favorite lines from the Fellowship is "How can you feel good about yourself when you're smoking something named after part of your ass?"

Thanx, I think, to markbernstein

Denial

One of LBJ's favorite jokes dealt with the candidate for sheriff who accused the incumbent of improper relations with the livestock. He knew it wasn't true, but "Maybe we can get him to deny it."

Christine O'Donnell is launching an ad campaign in which she proclaims, "I am not a witch."

Thanx to rm