Mad science

American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains. So they’re already into this experiment.

--Christine O’Donnell

Thanx to Oliver Willis

Didn't I read this in Galaxy in the 50s?

In one of the most shocking reality TV ideas yet, E! has ordered a new series that crosses a wedding competition with extreme plastic surgery.

The network is set to announce "Bridalplasty," where brides-to-be compete in wedding-themed challenges to win extensive surgical procedures.

Thanx to Shakesville

Balance

Newspaper apologizes for talking about nice Muslims without making a fair-and-balanced reference to terrorists.

Thanx to andrewducker

Parties

At this point, the remaining thoughtful Republicans are probably wondering how to pull out of a death spiral that will end with the people who believe that Obama is a Muslim from Kenya being purged by the people who believe that Obama is a reptile from space. It would be nice if the Democrats could think of a way to take advantage of this situation.