Attack from Above

Carlin Romano wonders if God is going for the throat of His sworn foe Christopher Hitchens. Bad move, if so. Hitchens is doing a fine job of demonstrating that the theophobes can be as intolerant and hateful as the believers. Better He should go after the international pedophile gang that's giving Him a bad name, perhaps smiting Joey Ratz in the prostate or testicles or some other part he's proud of not using.

DO NOT PANIC!

Goldman Sachs has capped the leak. Whatever still appears to be leaking is unimportant. THIS IS NOT A CAUSE FOR REGULATORY ACTION!!!