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So General McChrystal got all excited and said stupid things about the civilian command, and now he's going to have to resign. You'd think with all the lithium they've found in Afghanistan, he could have taken some of it.

Malefactors

The magick of the Free Market somehow fails to punish Tony Hayward

Thanx to jblaque

Porking

The National Pork Board fears competition from unicorn meat.

Thanx to the_shoshanna

I understand your pain

NWS sympathy cards for men whose women decided they have rights.

Thanx to Pandagon.

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I would like the people who are offended by fatness, public nursing, or homosexual or heteroracial couples not to believe that "silence is consent."