The president said "ass"!

The people who are amazed that President Obama hasn't publicly used the Oedipal word they associate with African-Americans get a consolation prize.

Thanx to Pandagon.

Poor person's Gingrich

Glenn Beck's novel offers new horizons in idiot plotting.

Thanx to Oliver Willis

Don't try this at home

The 10 Most Harmful Novels for Aspiring Writers

Thanx to andrewducker

It's the shoes

Little Richard reacts to Waters’s wonderful, irreducibly Catholic blurt of “I wish you had been pope” by admitting his childhood crush on the Vicar of Christ: “I liked the pumps he wore. I think the pope really dresses!”

If we ever set up the Church of Christ the Queen, for those who appreciate the similarities between vestments and drag, John Waters should be pope. He could take the name of a fallen comrade and be Pope Divine I.