If they understood, they'd agree

Fetus fans who think women are too stupid to understand abortion.

Thanx to Pandagon.

Media rubbernecking

Gina Barreca maliciously looks forward to watching Sarah Palin pose as a pundit.

Thanx to Chronicle

I wanna grow up to be Rudy Giuliani

UPS moron defends America.

Thanx to andrewducker

Witness

Jose Canseco is the new Whittaker Chambers: a loathsome, crawling thing who has the facts right about the controversy he is embroiled in.

ASS of U and ME

If you have "too much" weed, you must be a dealer. If you have more than two condoms, you must be a hooker.

Thanx to Toni Arthur on Facebook

"You will be a rich, famous televangelist, but you have to keep saying stupid, hateful things."

Pat Robertson explains the Haitian earthquake.

Thanx to emceeaich