Except for that, Mrs. Lincoln

Conservatives are proud that there was only one 9/11, and since the Bush administration spent only a few months ignoring the warnings, it was really Clinton's fault.

Thanx to Oliver Willis

Abstinence (from thinking) only

Let's spend $50 million on a program that lies to children and doesn't do what it's supposed to.

Thanx to Oliver Willis

Shocking development

If the government lets a private corporation make money on performing its services instead of doing them itself, it costs the taxpayers more.

Thanx to Mercury Rising.

"We'd be so much happier if we didn't have those big brains"

Kurt Vonnegut Motivational Posters

Thanx to andrew_ducker