Steer decorating

Ever vigilant against the satanic temptations of the gay, Jesus' General warns us about Gay Rodeo.

Axial tilt is the reason for the season

The sun is returning; let us rejoice! Many years ago, some of those who celebrate the occasion falsely accused my ancestors of waging a War on Solstice. We kicked their ass, and we celebrate that victory as Hanukkah, but it's long past time for bygones to be bygones, so to those who celebrate Solstice, as well as to those who celebrate Hanukkah, Christmas, Kwanzaa, Yule, Newtonmas, and any other holidays I left out, season's greetings.