Carrie Prejean taints beauty contest with sexist objectification

The religious right finds her sex tape particularly obscene because it's not about male pleasure.

Thanx to Pandagon. Title stolen from the Onion.

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If you literally read off of a paper for an hour and fifteen minutes, that does not count as a lecture.

Gina Barreca presents 5 Things Professors Don't Know

Thanx to Chronicle

Never give an angel the finger

On my way home from shopping, I tripped entering the house and hit my left middle finger on a stone angel in the vestibule, and dislocated it. I took it to DOCS, where after several hours, a female doctor snapped the finger back into place. I will have a splint on the finger for a few days. Major new information: Dislocated fingers really gross people out. Major sources of pain: bureaucratic delay and Fox News in the waiting room.