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"Senator DeMint is so clever with money, you'd almost think he was Jewish"

Thanx to jblaque

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"Mr. Copernicus, we are suing you for ten million zloty because your theory libels geocentrists."

Thanx to Making Light.

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Civilization threatened by cross-dressing high school student

Thanx to Pandagon.

Egghead elitists taking advantage of their counting skills

I have long been impressed with the casino industry's ability to, in the case of blackjack, convince the gambling public that using strategy equals cheating

--Bruce Schneier

The Protector

The CVS Pharmacy manager who allegedly admitted Friday to filming women in his store's bathroom was an active participant in the 2008 charter amendment to "keep men out of women's restrooms."

Thanx to eackerman

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Pope plots to make off with conservative Anglicans. It could increase the average intelligence of both churches.