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"And Satan appeared to Eve in the shape of an ACORN"
It has been frequently remarked that the Religious Right is not real conservatives. Here's another example: Real conservatives believe that the King James Bible is the word of God (though some realize it is not written in the language Jesus spoke). That's not good enough for the folks at Conservapedia. They want a new Bible with less forgiveness and more free market and like that. General J.C. Christian has a few suggestions.