Lord, make this hand like the other one

Now men have to be skinny to be models too. Ain't sexual equality wonderful?

Thanx to Body Impolitic

And if that doesn't work, there's always "big doodyheads"

A member of the Republican National Committee told me Tuesday that when the RNC meets in an extraordinary special session next week, it will approve a resolution rebranding Democrats as the “Democrat Socialist Party.”

Thanx to Pandagon

How Do You Solve a Problem Like Dick Cheney?

"To solve a problem, you have to know what causes the problem. For example, to understand Dick Cheney you have to understand that his name is Richard but people call him Dick for a reason"--Helen Philpot, one of my favorite crones