Rat: Can I help you find anything? Patron: I'm looking for Common Sense. Rat: Oh, by Thomas Paine? Patron: Yeah. Rat: Do you have a call number already? Patron: Well actually, it's by Glenn Beck. Rat: I see, I see. And on what goddamn planet is that jackhole interchangeable with Thomas Paine, sir?
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Patron: I'm looking for Common Sense.
Rat: Oh, by Thomas Paine?
Patron: Yeah.
Rat: Do you have a call number already?
Patron: Well actually, it's by Glenn Beck.
Rat: I see, I see. And on what goddamn planet is that jackhole interchangeable with Thomas Paine, sir?
That was all true until the last line, sadly.