This appears to have been an actual ad

[supergee]

Secret of suckcess

Thanx to andrewducker

Comments

[laughingrat]

Probably ran right next to that old Lysol ad.

[wild_irises]

And I thought this was out of line! (Thanks for giving me the impetus to go prove that this existed; I remembered it but hadn't searched.)

[firecat]

Plus, it's speed seduction!