Republican relativity [McSweeney's]

Honest Academic Job Postings [McSweeney’s]

Finding Nemo up Your Bum and other improved film titles [The Poke]

Economists tell you why your page wasn’t found. [Financial Times]

Thanx to andrewducker

Dear Coquette explains what the chickenshit coup is really saying.

As part of their continuing challenge to the belief that opposites attract, the Trump gang has followed the hiring of Rudy Giuliani as mouthpiece by finding a place on the health council for well-known vendor of herpetological byproducts Mehmet Oz. If our president runs into any health problems, I hope he follows Dr. Oz’s advice.