Arthur D. Hlavaty

Reading

Fri, 29 Nov 2024 15:54:08 GMT

Of course the girls are reading horny fairy books.

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Mighty Thrill Drill of Chills, meet Hairy Spunk Dungeon

Sat, 04 Jan 2020 11:27:51 GMT

Fanfic words for the genitals [wtffanfiction]

Thanx to Metafilter

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In the proud tradition of Scunthorpe

Wed, 05 Dec 2018 16:41:56 GMT

British cops try to detect smut with AI. [Gizmodo]

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Rule 34

Mon, 03 Sep 2018 14:13:43 GMT

Lego Porn [Motherboard]

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Hef vs. Douche

Tue, 03 Oct 2017 10:43:20 GMT

Ross Douthat begins his dance on Hugh Hefner’s grave by accusing Hef of pornography leading to masturbation. Remembering that, for some reason, people won’t believe that Hefner is thereby responsible for untold millions of cases of blindness and insanity, Douthat goes on to pile on more charges, some of which stick.

Hefner came to prominence in Ross Douthat’s kind of world. Sex was a giant squid, far too scary to talk or think clearly about. Birth control and alternatives to PIV were illegal (though almost everyone got away with them). Abortion was illegal and particularly shameful. One could also go to jail for saying forbidden words onstage or printing pictures that showed pubic hair. The only controversy about gay people was whether they belonged in the jail or the bughouse.

Hefner challenged all of that, printing his nude pictures along with excellent fiction and nonfiction and editorials questioning the war on some drugs and the war on some Asians. To be sure, he pandered to acquisitiveness and display, and his last years were horrible for his harem and probably not all that much fun for him.

But I’m happy to live in the world Hef made. For one thing, when Ross Douthat proudly proclaims that when a pill-taking woman threatened his precious maidenhood, he ran off in terror, perhaps with a hand protectively cupped over his boy bits, we can laugh in his face.

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Like 50 Shades, only better

Sun, 12 Feb 2017 10:31:51 GMT

SF Porn

Thanx to Tor.com.

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Schrödinger’s Nipple

Mon, 16 Jan 2017 18:58:41 GMT

Instagram can’t tell whether these pictures are clean or dirty.

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At least as much as you want to know

Sat, 07 Jan 2017 10:19:39 GMT

2016 Pornhub stats

Thanx to Metafilter

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Tingling tailwords

Tue, 19 Jul 2016 11:50:25 GMT

As we know, when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. Dr. Chuck Tingle has become a full-time smutmonger. (Another famous quote for this literary giant, addressed to the Puppies: “Do not call up that which you cannot put down.”)

Thanx to File 770

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When correctly viewed…

Tue, 21 Jun 2016 11:14:36 GMT

Old comics out of context

Thanx to andrewducker

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Beyond Lincoln's Doctor's Dog

Tue, 09 Dec 2014 12:09:24 GMT

A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay

The year is 2014 and dinosaurs have gained control of the world economy due to exceptionally accurate stock predictions. After graduating from NYU with a business degree, John is hired to be the assistant for one of the largest trading firms on Wall Street. His boss, the CEO of the company is highly regarded as the best businessman of the century. Only difference is that he is a dinosaur!

This is a 3,500 word hardcore gay erotic novel. It includes- Rough sex, dubcon, oral, cream pies and more!

Thanx to Slate Star Codex

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Supersmut

Wed, 03 Dec 2014 14:25:35 GMT

I go back to the days when you could go to jail for printing line drawings of people copulating. As with heteroracial marriage and letting women have their own credit cards, we have come a long way to barely acceptable. Some think we have gone too far, and Great Britain has new rules, for which I like andrewducker's summary: New British porn censorship is nothing to do with safety, and everything to do with people going "Ewwww." I recommend the discussion over at bart_calendar's place. (NSFW, of course)

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Rule 34

Fri, 17 Oct 2014 10:33:48 GMT

Someone Keeps Writing Dinosaur Slash Fiction Involving British Politicians

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A partial answer to Dr. Freud

Sun, 05 Oct 2014 11:42:09 GMT

What smut women want

Thanx to andrewducker

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Nothing

Thu, 22 May 2014 11:19:18 GMT

PornHub ads (inexplicit)

Thanx to andrewducker

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An old look at the lesbian

Fri, 15 Nov 2013 11:31:30 GMT

Fifty years ago, you couldn't publish honest porn without getting arrested, so there was a genre of Ain't It Awful Porn, which combined sexual content with what Philip Roth called "the collective ecstasy of sanctimony." (Kenneth Starr attempted to revive the genre a while back.) The famous Horrible Example was The Velvet Underground (the group named after it was no worse). Here's another.

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Rule 34

Wed, 02 Oct 2013 10:10:11 GMT

Ravished by the Triceratops (Dinosaur Beast Erotica)

Thanx to Kij Johnson & Mary Anne Mohanraj on Facebook

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…and there was no market for Carlos Danger

Sun, 08 Sep 2013 11:49:38 GMT

How 3D printing will follow every other communications technology.

Thanx to andrewducker

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Pius XXX

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 15:25:32 GMT

Woman does porn movie at her old parochial school.

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"His big generative jockey was inside her pelvic saddle"

Tue, 27 Nov 2012 22:15:12 GMT

The Bad Sex Award doesn't even need E.L. James.

Thanx to matociquala

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The Pauline Kael of porn

Wed, 09 May 2012 09:59:33 GMT

Susie Bright talks about porn. Spoiler: she likes the good stuff.

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Filthy fantasies

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 11:45:41 GMT

Satirical XXX description of what it's like to be homophobic.

Thanx to The Sideshow.

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Sport

Mon, 05 Dec 2011 11:35:50 GMT

A better idea for the gladiators (NWS)

Thanx to Sex Is Not the Enemy

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Playing both sides

Sat, 29 Oct 2011 11:52:39 GMT

Catholic Church owns German porn publisher

Thanx to andrewducker

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Birds do it, trees do it…

Sun, 28 Aug 2011 10:25:13 GMT

Tree porn

Thanx to The Agitator

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