Arthur D. Hlavaty

My mother told me not to laugh at people like that, but...

Mon, 30 Sep 2019 11:16:57 GMT

Tony Perkins (not the one who played the psycho) warns that musicals are nothing but homosexual propaganda. [LGBTQ Nation]

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Don’t come you back, you English soldier

Sat, 30 Sep 2017 12:01:05 GMT

In a temple in Myanmar, Boris Johnson, who aspires to be Donald Trump, recites
Kipling. Alas, does not get to the “bloomin’ idol made o’ mud/ Wot they called the Great Gawd Budd.”

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Revenant

Fri, 07 Jul 2017 16:13:29 GMT

Mark Penn, who did so much to win the ’08 nomination for Barack Obama, has returned. Of course the Newspaper of Record takes him seriously. Charles Pierce doesn’t.

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Self-advertising

Thu, 12 Nov 2015 12:14:21 GMT

In a world where dick pix are considered a reasonable way to befriend women, it is dangerous to name something as the worst date offer evar, but…

Thanx to andrewducker

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Stopped clock decides to start

Wed, 25 Feb 2015 18:35:28 GMT

Ron Paul has noticed that his one sane idea has attracted companions of unwholesome pigmentation.

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Why John Cage should never have been taken seriously as a composer

Tue, 06 Jan 2015 10:47:39 GMT

If you develop an ear for sounds that are musical it is like developing an ego. You begin to refuse sounds that are not musical and that way cut yourself off from a good deal of experience.

If you develop a preference for food that tastes good, it is like developing an ego. You begin to refuse inedible food and that way cut yourself off from a good deal of experience. Hire me as a chef.

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Out of many

Tue, 30 Dec 2014 00:05:59 GMT

Vote For Popehat's 2014 Censorious Asshat Of the Year

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Another "Rom Com Behavior Leads to Arrest"

Mon, 15 Dec 2014 14:28:36 GMT

Schmuck rents crane to make dramatic marriage proposal. Crane falls on houses.

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Over & over again

Thu, 31 Jul 2014 11:54:38 GMT

The Dawkins cycle

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Princess Dumbass of the Northwoods*

Wed, 09 Jul 2014 10:31:46 GMT

Sarah Palin Wants President Obama Impeached for Following a Law Passed by Republicans

*Thank you, Charles Pierce

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Vox Day isn't the only one

Tue, 29 Apr 2014 10:07:59 GMT

John C. Wright has flounced out of SFWA. He is cruelly mocked.

Thanx to james_nicoll

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Versatile

Mon, 02 Dec 2013 12:35:24 GMT

Mayor Crackhead makes the sports page.

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Flip-flop

Sun, 01 Dec 2013 12:06:31 GMT

Chris Christie, The New York Times' pet Republican Who Does Not Wet the Bed, is punking out on Obamacare.

Thanx to Mercury Rising.

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Library menace

Sat, 16 Nov 2013 11:11:22 GMT

Southern politician wants to defund libraries because they're doing what libraries are for,

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I can see Canada from my house

Fri, 15 Nov 2013 19:58:08 GMT

Sarah Palin is now rich enough that she doesn't have to sneak over to Canada for health care. Isn't that ironic?

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Tail Gunner Ted

Fri, 15 Nov 2013 11:57:08 GMT

Like the statistical average person with one breast and one testicle. Canadian Hispanic Ted Cruz IS the American People.

Thanx to Pandagon.

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Conventional weapons

Wed, 13 Nov 2013 11:25:35 GMT

Richard Cohen writes so badly that we can't be sure if he was being deliberately racist in his column about Mayor-Elect Di Blasio. But I'm with Ta-Nehisi Coates: He's run out of chances.

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Corrected by The Daily News

Sun, 17 Feb 2013 20:16:37 GMT

The rich fantasy life of Wayne LaPierre

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Todd Akin: The gift that keeps on giving

Fri, 28 Sep 2012 10:42:13 GMT

Opponent fails to be ladylike.

Thanx to Ta-Nehisi Coates

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Godwin Award Winner

Fri, 07 Sep 2012 09:51:20 GMT

Student loans lead to the Holocaust.

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Unlike Senator Vitter

Tue, 03 Jul 2012 10:04:05 GMT

Maggie Gallagher says, "Gay marriage furthers the disconnection of marriage from procreation; it helps in an ongoing way to sever the link between sex and diapers," as if there were something wrong with that.

Thanx to Pandagon.

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Overmatched

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 10:51:03 GMT

Orly Taitz loses birther case to an empty table.

Thanx to Fragano Ledgister on Facebook.

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On the campaign trail

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 15:26:03 GMT

Rick Santorum, pleasantly surprised to encounter someone stupider and meaner, refrains from correcting questioner who says that Obama is a Muslim and therefore is not allowed to be president, thus inspiring a bit of McCain nostalgia.

Thanx to Fragano Ledgister on Facebook.

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Thanks for explaining that

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 00:24:45 GMT

Republican senator from a state that produces a lot of subsidized high-fructose corn syrup says that the answer to childhood obesity is child labor.

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He can lie, but not about this

Thu, 22 Dec 2011 11:47:24 GMT

Republican congressman offers opinion on Michelle Obama's "large posterior."

Thanx to Fragano Ledgister on Facebook.

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