Arthur D. Hlavaty

Not a contradiction in terms

2017-05-31T11:10:11Z

White Male Terrorists

Thanx to andrewducker

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But I started out here! Honest!

2017-02-15T11:09:19Z

The North Carolina terrorist menace

Thanx to Slate Star Codex

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Like white foragers and black looters

2015-01-07T20:53:30Z

All Muslims Everywhere Murder French Satirists; Lone Wolf Acting Alone ‘Bombs’ NAACP, Alone
Thanx to Wonkette
PS:
Je suis Charlie
And I would be no matter what group of assholes did it.

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AMERICA HELD HOSTAGE: Day 1

2013-10-01T09:55:40Z

The terrorists, having failed to prevent the United States from moving a step closer to a first-world healthcare system by legitimate means (legislative, judiciary, electoral) and continued nagging (40+ legislative gestures), have managed to shut down the government. Stay tuned.

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One way of looking at it

2013-09-12T09:45:36Z

Osama won.

Thanx to Radley Balko

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The other guys

2011-03-12T11:56:47Z

Peter King's war on some terror

Thanx to The Rude Pundit

ETA: Thoreau weighs in.

People who want to be considered respectable, patriotic, and peaceful citizens cannot hide their heads in the sand when members of their ethnic and religious group support terrorism. They have a responsibility to take a stand. As a Catholic who is part Irish, I therefore promise to pimp slap IRA supporter Peter King if I ever meet him. I also hope that he gets renditioned to an MI6 black site.

I hope this is sufficient to demonstrate my opposition to terrorism, despite my questionable ethnic and religious background.

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The terrorists win again

2010-11-21T11:55:29Z

Al-Qaeda sticks it to the Great Satan for a mere $4,200. Of course it would be insane for the TSA to start a brutally invasive snooping policy towards airline passengers because of a threat to cargo planes, but that doesn't mean they didn't do it.

Thanx to andrewducker

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Don't laugh; you're next

2010-06-14T10:02:13Z

Suicide bombers as nitwits

Nowhere is the gap between sinister stereotype and ridiculous reality more apparent than in Afghanistan, where it’s fair to say that the Taliban employ the world’s worst suicide bombers: one in two manages to kill only himself. And this success rate hasn’t improved at all in the five years they’ve been using suicide bombers, despite the experience of hundreds of attacks—or attempted attacks. In Afghanistan, as in many cultures, a manly embrace is a time-honored tradition for warriors before they go off to face death. Thus, many suicide bombers never even make it out of their training camp or safe house, as the pressure from these group hugs triggers the explosives in suicide vests. According to several sources at the United Nations, as many as six would-be suicide bombers died last July after one such embrace in Paktika.

Thanx to Making Light.

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Unsporting

2010-04-09T12:32:59Z

Terrorist demands restraining order against the police.

Thanx to andrewducker

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Hutaree

2010-03-30T10:07:38Z

Making Light has a thorough rundown on the white terrorists.

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If this is not an oxymoron

2010-02-20T13:03:31Z

White terrorists

Thanx to Mercury Rising.

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You cannot negotiate with terrorists

2009-09-07T09:39:12Z

Specifically, Glenn Beck

Thanx to lassiter

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Once again, assholes with rich fantasy lives

2009-05-22T12:51:42Z

Bruce Schneier on the latest apprehended terrorist wannabes.

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