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You may have noticed that all the conservative cats 'n kittens have been busy making an uneasy peace with the notion that the former governor of the People's Republic Of Obamacare And Gay Marriage is your Republican nominee for president of the United States. Just the other day, he met with some of the wilder fauna of the conservative biosphere, and he landed the endorsement of The Girl With The Faraway Eyes and, it is rumored, a full 60 percent of the voices in her head.

--Charles P. Pierce. Read the whole thing.