Lunkheads & gym rats

[supergee]

When a Planet Fitness gym opened near our house, I wondered why there was a gym for people who want to be shaped like planets. It turns out to be stupider than that. Planet Fitness gyms are places where one is supposed to exercise without doing real exercise things like grunting and sweating. If you want to look good while exercising, go to Planet Fitness; if you want to exercise to be healthier, go somewhere else.

Thanx to Ta-Nehisi Coates