supergee | The plucky granny menace

The Weekly World News of blessed memory used to run stories about "plucky grannies" fighting back against burglars and such. (One memorable one grabbed the perp by his testicles and hung on.) Perhaps these Oklahoma police get their information from such sources, and when facing a granny, knew that they had to take extreme measures.

Thanx to Unqualified Offerings

I shouldn't post first thing in the morning. More awake, I now believe that the WWN used the alliterative phrase "gutsy grannies."