Good news, great title.

Hippies Wander into the Lions' Den, Maul Lions. Thanx again, Ta-Nehisi Coates

What could possibly go wrong?

Million Dollar Traders Replaced with Machines

Thanx to andrewducker

Commanding the tides

Amazon thinks it can stop authors from reviewing other authors.

Thanx to Making Light.

Logical consequences

Timothy Burke explains that Akin & Mourdock are the mainstream of antichoice thinking. No wonder they let him teach at the best college in the world.

Extended metaphor

"Like a zoo, Fox News isn’t so scary once you realize the animals can’t get out of their cage."--Helen Philpot