How they'd really do it

Women's armor that would work, by a professional.

Thanx to andrewducker

Illegitimate son of Clean for Gene

Ron Paul’s supporters’ strict orders: Look, dress, shave, and behave in a way that will not jeopardize his chances.

NY Times: paywall

Back in the 70s, I was a libertarian fellow traveler. I noticed Ron Paul, and he helped encourage me to leave. He was the opposite kind from me--hardcore on economic freedom, grudging on lifestyle issues (and a not-quite-oxymoronic libertarian fetus fan)--and he wanted us DFHs off his lawn.

Sumbitch hasn't changed a bit.

Another view

Maybe there's a war on faith, and Rick Perry is on the wrong side.