Hereditary taint

Saw The Social Network. So that's why Facebook is like that.

Bungling bigotry

I look back on the gay bashing I grew up with, and immediately after noting that it made no more sense than racial or religious hatred, I am struck by how much more inaccurate it was than the other kinds. Liking poetry or pretty colors really does not correlate well with gayness. I don't know if the current generation of haters is doing a better job of actually finding people who are attracted to their own sex, but that's not what matters. It would be lovely if all those morons who think President Obama is a Muslim could be made to accept the obvious fact that he isn't, but it would be better if we could find short enough words and sentences to get across to them that it shouldn't matter if he was one.

Obscenities

Every time I see a porn ad that calls women nasty names for doing things we enjoy doing with them, I find myself thinking that I used to be proud to support smut, and I still think it should continue to exist, but it does keep getting worse. I feel the same about Israel.

Michael Crichton being even stupider than usual

Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something or other, reach for your wallet, because you're being had

Thanx to qotdrss

What's the ugliest part of your body?*

Reply to hater who doesn't want fat women to wear bikinis.

Thanx to onyxlynx

*I think it's your mind--Frank Zappa