And it uses a Satanic symbol, like Procter & Gamble

[supergee]

In the never-ending test of Poe’s Law, it appears that Starbucks really is now being accused of waging war on Christmas because its cups aren’t festive enough. I don’t generally get this userpic out until after Thanksgiving, but the whole mess is starting early. Again I say, Saying there’s a war on Christmas because people don’t wish you a merry one is like saying there’s a war on your dick because people don’t suck it.