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Arthur D. Hlavaty ([personal profile] supergee) wrote2015-09-16 06:04 am

Terror

Muslim teen takes a clockwork device to school. Disappointingly, it turns out to be a clock, which is what he said it was. Authorities arrest him, want to charge him with making a fake bomb because look what he made them do by being a Muslim with a clockwork device.

Thanx to Metafilter

ETA: President Obama tweeted: "Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House? We should inspire more kids like you to like science. It's what makes America great." I assume we will hear from differently sane persons who consider it further evidence that Obama is a Muslim.

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