supergee: (spray)
In 2014, for the first time ever, law enforcement officers took more property from American citizens than burglars did.
supergee: (disgust)
Never assume you're being cynical enough. Yesterday, I posted about Republicans rushing to embrace antivax nonsense, and I may have thought that was as bad as it could get. Then Sen. Thom Tillis said that businesses shouldn't have to force employees to wash their hands after using the toilet. Hey, germ theory isn't in the Bible, so it can't be that important.
supergee: (tarantumunk)
Michigan GOP candidate: Ignore my arrests for publicly masturbating in other people’s cars
A candidate running to represent Michigan’s 95th House district in the state legislature wants you to know that once you look past his bizarre sexual fetish and multiple felony convictions, he is a rock-ribbed conservative Republican, whose “stool of conservatism” is held up by “faith, family and freedom.”
supergee: (pastafarian)
78 lawyers have been arrested for blasphemy:
A complainant told the police his feelings had been hurt when some lawyers ridiculed a police officer who shares his name with the second Caliph, Omar.
supergee: (horse's ass)
Wiseasses like me frequently mock young-earth creationists and other science deniers by suggesting that they turn their attentions to the heresy of Godless heliocentrism. One of them (who has similarly plausible beliefs about the Holocaust being faked) has done precisely that, using clips from real scientists and Star Trek's Captain Janeway out of context to pretend that they believe that nonsense too.

Thanx to
supergee: (kerplop)
[Sarah] Palin said the "elitists on both coasts" call this area "flyover country." However, she said, she thinks of it instead as the heartland and the salt of the Earth. Using food metaphors, she likened this region's people to the beef patties inside a Big Mac or the good, creamy filling in the middle of an Oreo cookie. "You're the meat and the sweet stuff."
Thanx to Charles Pierce
supergee: (wtf)
Harper Collins and Warner Brothers are fighting over gambling rights to Lord of the Rings.

Thanx to Andrew Porter on trufen
supergee: (kerplop)
John McCain skips security briefing on Benghazi to complain that they're not giving him a security briefing on Benghazi.


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